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The Farmer's Dayvorce

The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."   The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."   The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday." The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"   The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning." The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen' she had was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce."
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