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IF JESUS WERE A REDNECK...

* He'd have brought a fishing pole with him when he walked on water. * His last words on the cross would have been, "Hey, Paul, I kin see my house from up here." * He'd be famous for turning water into beer. * The prayer for the Passover meal would have been, "Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat." * His front yard would have been littered with broken down mule carts. * Instead of a grail, King Arthur would been searching for the Holy Beer Mug. * He would have cured blindness by yelling, "Yer healed" and slapping them on the forehead. * The disciples would have included Billy Bob, Scooter, and Bubba. * Sex, drinking, and dancing would clearly have been declared not sinful. * Instead of a fish, the symbol for Jesus would be a fishing lure.
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