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SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN TENNESSEE

* The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters. * Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom?", ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?" * Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the groomsmen wear Travis Tritt t-shirts. * Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!" * Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie. * When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married..." some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!" * Reception conversation includes the phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately, Earl?" * Snack trays and beverages at reception include vienna sausages (smoked, of course), nacho cheese Doritos and grandma's own  moonshine. * Plans for the Honeymoon evening include tickets to the Monster Truck Show. * The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!
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