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Rednecks vs. Politicians

How do you tell the difference between politicians and Rednecks? Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a Glock . 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Politicians Answer:
- Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
- Does the man look poor or oppressed?
- Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
- Could we run away?
- What does my wife think?
- What about the kids?
- Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? - What does the law say about this situation?
- Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
- Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
- Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
- Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
- If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
- Should I call 9-1-1?
- Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
- This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. Southerner's Answer:
- BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (Sounds of reloading.)
- Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
- Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."
- BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
- Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
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