THINGS I LEARNED IN COLLEGE

- That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class; I'd sleep right through it. - That I could change so much and barely realize it. - That college kids throw airplanes too. - That if you wear polyester everyone will ask you, "Why are you so dressed up?" - That every clock on campus shows a different time. - That if you were smart in high school--so what? - That I would go to a party the night before a final. - That Chem labs require more time than all my classes put together. - That you can know everything and fail a test. - That you can know nothing and ace a test. - That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate. - That MOST of my education would be obtained outside of my classes. - That I would be one of those people my parents warned me about. - That free food served until 10:00 is gone by 9:50. - That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination. - That Psychology is really Biology, and that Biology is really Chemistry, - That Chemistry is really Physics, and Physics is really Math