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WAYS TO IRRITATE YOUR PROFESSOR

* Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. * Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test.  If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. * Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (at least for the Male profs)                                            * Address the professor as "your excellency". * When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH!  MY EYES!" * Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers. * Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking. * Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith.  Claim that the i is silent. * Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering. * Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask,  "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?"  Become agitated when the professor can't understand you. * Wink at the professor every few minutes.  (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute) * Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room. * Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
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