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SIGNS YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM SEMESTER BURNOUT

* You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell" instead of Hello. * Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, bitch!" * When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..." * You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care. * You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee. * Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off. * You sleep more in class than at home. * You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag. * Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday. * You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now! * Your favorite phrase is "I don't give a s@#$." * The McDonald's people know you by name and know your order from your late night study breaks. * You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than the time you have actually spent studying. * When you start showering after class rather than before. * The test papers are no longer worthy of the fridge door. * When the campus drunk tells you that you should study more. * When your favorite paperweight says "Bud Light." * When your absence exceeds your attendance. * When your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might" actually die before the test!
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