Aliens from Outer Pants

Once upon a time, aliens shaped like reproductive organs came to Earth and offered peace. We humans graciously accepted, cause they had bigger guns, even though they themselves were very small. Every time they were on TV, they had to be censored because of their shapes. Eventually, strange crossbreeds between humans and the aliens appeared for "unknown" reasons. These hideous mutants were soon exiled, and the aliens were tricked and enslaved. Soon the aliens revolted and all humans and aliens were killed in battle. The unintelligent half-breeds were the only ones left and they soon controlled the planet. They were very small and colorful and had plants growing out of their heads, which apparently affected their brains. Eventually, an alien named Captain Olimar came and enslaved them all peacefully and named them Pikmin. (by SugarMacDaddy)