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I'm comming

A small boy walks into his mother's room and inadvertently catches her topless.

'Mummy, Mummy, what are those?' he says, pointing to her breasts.

'Well, son,' she says, 'these are... er, balloons. And when I die, they inflate and float me up to heaven.'

Incredibly, the boy appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.

Two days later, while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen.

'Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Eliza is dying!'

'What do you mean?' asks his mother.

Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both her balloons are out, Daddy's blowing them up, and she keeps yelling,
'God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!'
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