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Super Funny Valentine's Day Song

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Written by David Murdico and Mario Roman. Happy Valentine's Day!

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The Valentines Day Song
Written by David Murdico and Mario Roman
©2009 David Murdico and Mario Roman

Im standing
On the front porch with a
box full of chocolates
Two dozen roses
Happy valentines day

Ring the doorbell but
There is no answer
Is she in the shower
Ill go in anyway

Shes my first girlfriend but
Thats OK
Happy valentines day
She loves all my friends what can I say
Happy valentines day

Walking through the front door
Guess Ill surprise her
I cant find her
Shes gotta be somewhere

Hear a loud noise sounds
Kind of like an elephant
Then all I can hear is
Pant, pant pant pant

Shes my first girlfriend but
Thats OK
Happy valentines day

Im standing
In her bedroom my
Hearts beating faster
Ass up in the air
Who is this bastard

Humping my honey
Theres a wad of money
On the nightstand Im
Feeling kind of funny

Always kind of wondered
Why she made me pay
Happy valentines day

Think Im gonna puke I
Cant help but cus
He looks up and says
Do you want to join us?

Im standing
In a cold cell in
Nothing but my undies
Double homicide for
Strangling my honey

He ran for the door
Caught him with a two by four
Right across the forehead
Now theyre both dead

Twenty years to life is
Making me real sore
The moral of the story is
Never date a dirty filthy lying cheating street walking (bleep) whore.

She was everything what can I say
Happy valentines day


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